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Depression (in Eight Parts) by tinkertype, literature

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Depression (in Eight Parts)

I. I took a walk once, and Depression walked alongside me. "I want to be alone," I told him. "I know," he replied, "Why do you think I'm here?" II. "I have a plan," Depression said to me. "Not today," I said. "I'm tired." He frowned and asked, "How did you know my plan?" III. I gave the weekend over to Depression but he took three days instead of two. "Think of it as an investment," he said. "And maybe I'll let you have a Friday night without regrets." IV. Fallen to the floor I look up and see he's smiling at me. "You know what they say about old dogs." He's doing this on purpose, I know he is- and it's working. "They can't l

50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru... by DemonKimmie, literature

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50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru...

Okay. Words of Wisdom for Today: If you tell yourself you're going to fail before you even try, then your heart is admitting defeat, and you will have already lost. The Actual name of this is 50 Ways to Annoy Orochimaru and his Bitch Kabuto, but that wouldn't fit. D: 1. Steal Kabuto's glasses 2. Braid Orochimaru's hair. 3. paint a lightning shaped scar on Kabuto's forehead. 4. Call Orochimaru a pedophile, When he denies, ask him why he fondles little boys cheeks. 5. Ask Kabuto if he actually molests Orochimaru back to health. 6. Pants Orochimaru when he's fighting with Tsunade and Jiraiya. 7. Tell Kabuto exactly how Orochimaru is goi

50 Ways to Piss Off Pein by sasodeioctembuary, literature

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50 Ways to Piss Off Pein

1. Wave a magnet in his face 2. Ask if he uses all his bodies for an orgy 3. Tell him his eyes are creepy and the Sharingan looks way cooler 4. Call him Yondaime 5. Pretend you believe him to be a shadow 6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if he’s just magical 7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl 8. Tell him Zetsu’s hitting on Konan 9. Ask what kind of parents name their kid “Pein” (It means the same thing in Japanese as pain) 10. Tell him it’s really lame how all his bodies have the same name, and that as an evil mastermind he should have more creativity. 11. Point out that his eyes look li

50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke by GaarazPanda669, literature

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50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke

50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke 1. Ask him why he looks like an ugly chick when he goes 2nd cursemark 2. Give love notes to Sakura, Ino and Karin saying they’re from him 3. Replace his boxers with pink thongs 4. Ask him why his hair looks like a decapitated crow glued to his head 5. Throw pigeon feed at his head 6. Make birdcalls around him. 7. When he turns around to yell tell him Big Bird wants his phone number 8. Ask him where he gets the faux nails. 9. Have a random dog lick his feet when he’s sleeping 10. He’ll wake up screaming, thinking it’s Orochimaru 11. Make fun of him because the last syllable of his name

50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan by GaarazPanda669, literature

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50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan

50 Ways to Piss Off Hidan 1. Put Holy water in his drink 2. When he asks why it tastes funny tell him 3. Say Kakuzu did it while taping the results 4. Replace all his Jashin related stuff with bunnies 5. Tell him there was only two in there in the morning 6. Replace his incense with old granny perfume 7. Hit him with a plastic wand 8. When he turns around say “Slytherin sucks” 9. Every time he curses spray him with water 10. When he does it again use a hose 11. Replace all his clothes with school girl uniforms 12. Ask him why he’s wearing Deidara’s clothes 13. Put itching powder in his underwear 14. Tape the

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Artist // Hobbyist // Traditional Art

May 5
United Kingdom
Deviant for 10 years
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My Bio

Wait, wait, wait.

You want to know about my biography?
As in my WHOLE life story?! Geez, that'll take ages to write.
I'm too lazy to write all that so… yeah…

Favourite Visual Artist

Uh... Google?

Favourite Movies

Probably Mulan I guess

Favourite TV Shows

I guess that'll probably be Eastenders

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

I never really thought about it. If I like a song I just listen to it, I don't have a favourite.

Favourite Books

How should I know? I like plenty of books but I always end up changing my mind.

Favourite Writers

If I can't decide a favourite book what makes you think I can decide a favourite author?

Favourite Games

*Skyrim music in the background* THE LAND OF… SKYYYYYRIIIIIM~!!!

Favourite Gaming Platform

Meh… I guess the PC maybe?

Tools of the Trade

…Trade? That would probably be eBay. XD

Other Interests

Writing, drawing, sleeping, listening to music, talking about penguins.

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Feb 22, 2014

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I'm not exactly sure what I'm meant to write… I mean, the term journal makes you think of a Diary doesn't it? Well, if you think I'm going to tell my life-story to complete strangers then you're wrong. . . . I was meant to write something interesting wasn't I? Ooooooh! I know! How about a poem? Hm, let's see… Roses are red, violets are blue, if you can't tell them apart then you must be blind. .___. What? I said I'd write a poem didn't I? That's technically a poem! I don't know why most poems start of that way though :/ Yeah… as you can (obviously) tell I'm not such a great poetic inspiration for younger generation